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Featuring Mark Thompson on 2nd vocals
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Everyone light up
Everyone burn down
Everyone get high as hell
Or leave the fucking hall
Getting stoned and loving life / No wimps! No posers!
Let’s see who has the biggest joint
Mine is like a baby’s leg
Mine can hang down past my knees
Mr Big Is Bud Good
Noodles! Noodles! Stacy Keach!
As Sargeant Stendenko
Everyone light up
Everyone burn down
Everyone get high as hell
Or leave the fucking hall
We never woke up
We rose like zombies
Like ghosts passing through the fog
Disembodied
I think we died
Now we’re sober
For all eternity
Death from the fucking plague
One by one we all dropped as we spread this disease
Infected patient zero drooled on that joint (it was extra moist, extra fucking gross)
Stoners around the world have gone extinct (like the dinosaurs)
Now the world is full of jerks that should smoke weed (but there’s no one left to grow)
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