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Heart Attack
01:11
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I smoke every day
What did I do this time?
Oh god I can't find my weed!
I thought I put it down right here
But it's nowhere to be seen
What have I done to deserve this?
My worst nightmare…come true
Blame myself
Blame THC
Desolation
Fucking heart attack
No wind's blowing in the
Oakland higher storm
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Your Ass Is Grass
00:47
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Everybody better leave me alone
I've had a bad day and I need to get high
Everyone at work has been pissing me off
I'm over it, so fuck you all
Goddammit!
Where the fuck is my weed?!
My fucking roommates
Who else could it be?
Gonna break in their rooms and murder them all while they're asleep
Rip open their lungs, smoke the resin, your ass is grass and I've come to smoke!
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Your Grass Is Ass
00:48
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What is this garbage?
Cosmic shenanigans
Are you trying to kill us all
I think I'm going to puke
Gimme that bong back
Before you hurt someone
Who sold you this shit?
They should be shot
Your weed is beat and so are you
You're no connoisseur
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We Grind
00:25
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We grind sometimes
And sometimes we don't
Sometimes we break it down
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Get Baked Or Die
01:45
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Take heed for one day soon
The yetis will rise, wreaking destruction
You wouldn't want to be caught on the wrong side
When they come to separate the sober from the lifted.
Tell me when you face your children
Will you be able to blow the smoke into their eyes?
When Ben Stinett returns
Two choices: get baked or die.
I’m fucking serious!!
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World Without Weed
02:03
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What if one day you woke up
And found out the world was dry?
For some folks that's reality
They live in a world without weed
I don't think I could take it
I'd fucking kill you all
(Smoke right now)
For some a harsh reality
They live in a world without weed
Pray to your stupid god(s)
May it rain buds from the sky
I don't think I could take it
I'd fucking kill myself
Appreciate the smoke
With the friends and the time you have
Oaksterdam hardcore
Weedsluts and grinders
Stoner violence
D.I. High or die
Smoke!!
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Jointless, Spineless
01:25
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Tell me where were you back in the day?
We were around the corner, just getting baked
You've lived your life wrong
for so many years
Now's your one last chance
will you be redeemed?
Lost moments…we could have shared
Will you still remain jointless, spineless?
Tell me where were you back in the day?
We were roaming the streets, and we were fucking blazed.
Now there's this part of you that I know
Just stay away from me at the grindcore show.
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Real Fucking Friends
02:38
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Real fucking friends
Stoner family
We smoke each other out
When the other's dry
My brothers and sisters
Whose got the light?
Smoke up
Live high, die high
Always give the green hit
Live high
Weedsluts
Live the high life
Oakland, California
Go!
Let's all get baked
Forget the petty things
Smoke to the dead
With those alive
Fuck yeah, man!
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Leave it all behind
There's no going back now
Smoke volcanic dope
In the belly of the earth
The greatest hit lies ahead of me
As this weed burns so shall I
Packed up the car
Full of weed
Said my goodbyes
To forever
Over the cliff, I fly
Ashes and smoke into the sky
Stoned in life, stoned in death
The greatest hit welcomes me
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Assassinate The Youth
00:56
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Shotguns to the face
Assassinate the youth
Sell your baby
To buy more weed
Pro abortion
Pro marijuana
Pro getting baked and killing all kids
Shotguns to the face
Assassinate the youth
Kill your baby make a bong
From it's skull
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11. |
The Wizard
00:21
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Oakland’s at war, we must fight
Use my wizard, he’s level 42
Cast the spell, dragonsmoke
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Hairball
00:20
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Meow!
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Stoned Yeti
07:04
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Hey
Ben Stinnett
Stoned Yeti
Why have you left us here?
We need you now
More than ever
Nature has us in a chokehold
A firestorm
All out war
There seems to be an earth crisis
Breed the killers
Ecocide
Now Gomorrah's season ends
And now
Nothing grows
Six feet of rotten soil
This dead earth
Oil removed
Smoke filled skies on fire
We cleared the planet of trees, replaced with endless parking lots
We built a ghost town mall, out of shopping, drooling zombies
Ben Stinnett
Stoned Yeti
What have we done to you
Deforestation
Has pushed you out
Where your body melted under the sun
Icarus
Wings of hash
Smoke from his body filled the sky
Blocked the sun
Crushed our lungs
That's the day that we all died
We will reap what we sow
Vengeance for the stoned
You will reap what you sow
Revenge of the stoned
And now nothing's left
The world's become
One vast wasteland
Half man, half hashish
When he melted
Earth became covered in smoke
All the plant life died
Animals
Starved to death
World leaders
Paranoid
Nuclear war followed
Nothing grows
Nothing lives
Nothing left to smoke
No one grows
No weedsluts
Orcs have left da club
Wake up
It's not too late
We can save the yeti and the earth
We must change
We must learn
We must help keep the yeti high
Reduce
Recycle
Get off your lazy ass
Ride a bike
Eat more kale
Stop cutting down those fucking trees
Destroy
The machines
A new ethic born from pain
Behind the mask
Forged in the flames
We oversee Eden's demise
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14. |
Smoke More
00:07
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When you're done smoking weed…smoke more
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