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Circle Of Heads
03:18
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Oakland, Cali
Stoner paradise
Calm and quiet
What is that ahead?
Straightedge
From evil Planet X
Sober and boring
Here to ruin fun
Kill the straightedge
Firestorm them all
Moshing all our plants
Trampling on our buds
God damn
Something must be done
We’re not powerless
Connoisseur attack!
Smoke lots of grass
Union of hash
Circle complete
Bowltron revealed
They started a zine
But it does them no good
We’re armed with a bong
And platinum strains
Oakland
Smoke them down
Put them in the
Ground
This is our town
This is our
Marijuana
Marijuana
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2. |
Pot Hole
00:55
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Day off
What to do
Get high
All day long
Fuck
Out of weed
Stay calm
Buy some more
Oh no my dealer is dry
Everybody’s gonna die
If I don’t get stoned right now
Fuck you
Bring me hash
Or get out
Get out of my face
I wish all you assholes were made out of weed
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3. |
The Camper
00:25
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Something's
Missing
Smokeless
Where did that joint go?
No!
Always talking
Never passing
Guess I’m edge now
The Camper has struck again
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No Dice
00:25
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No weed
No hash
No wax
No oil
No kief
No dice
Get the fuck out of here
I’ve never seen you with weed
EVER
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Smoke to the life and times of Chronic Dave
Full blown marijuana addict
Lungs of steel and a heart of resin
He only cared about the weed
Dave, he only smoked green
His blood was pure THC
Covered in ash and roaches
If your weed was beat he’d claw you deep
Chronic Dave, he was a legend
Full blown marijuana addict
Lungs of steel and a heart of resin
I heard he once smoked Oakland dry
Light a joint for Dave
Our mini Oakland Yeti
Half cat
Half hash
Stoner warrior
Live high
Die high
He’s always fried
Now he’s smoking the big bong in the sky
Full blown marijuana addict
Full blown marijuana addict
Full blown marijuana addict
Chronic Dave’s a hero to us all
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I Am The Weed
01:40
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I am not your bud
I smoke so much
That I think I’m turning into marijuana
I’m marijuana-kin
When you light that joint, you are burning me alive
I hope you cough to death
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Murder all the sober people
Legalizing was our first mistake
Corporations have taken over marijuana
They grow and we smoke under threat of death
This shit weed is turning us into zombies
Forced to smoke
Or be killed
World conquest is their goal
Forced to buy
Corporate weed
Keep them rich
Smoke or die
Too high to fight back, we bake ourselves into submission
They are turning us into mindless smoke machines
Forced to smoke
Or be killed
World conquest is their goal
Forced to buy
Walk in line
Keep them rich and obey
Break these chains
Smoke good green
Free your lungs, free your mind
Smoke good green
Burn these factory farms down
Smoke good green
Smoke it every single fucking day
Free your lungs
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Sweet Buddies
01:13
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Oh my god, did you just puke everywhere?
Now you’re solo moshing?
You want to hang with me?
No fucking way
All these sweet buddies
Every show, drawn to me
Piss, puke, broken glass
No I won’t smoke you out
Oh, sweet buddies
Shitty drunk, one man pits
Fuck you, sweet buddies
Just fucking leave
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Brick Weed
00:23
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Pack a bong
Hit it hard
Smash your face
With a brick
On your ass
Broken teeth
Bleeding mouth
You’re fucked up now
Brick weed to the face
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Machinegun Grenade
00:19
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Built like a tank
Fighting the straightedge scene
Machinegun!
He’s hella fuckin’ grenade!
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Orc Summer
02:01
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Where’s all the weed at punks?
You better be ready to blaze
Grind your weed and grind your lungs
Dozen blunts to go around
Burn with friends
Best of times
Orc summers
Never end
Light up everything
Burn it all down to the ground
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New Amsterdam
03:28
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Tear it all down
This world that they have made
From money made through lies and war
The wisdom of the green
Will show us a new way
I want to live in a world where the weed is always green
Where the bong is never beat
Where we all get along, stoner unity
The poor and the sick, get high all day
This is not working
It will collapse on itself
And we will be ready
To build New Amsterdam
I want to live in a world where the weed is always green
Where the bong is never beat
Where we all get along, stoner unity
The poor and the sick, get high all day
We must destroy to create
This system, shit system, bring it to it’s knees
Rebuild, replant, the old ways obsolete
We find true peace in New Amsterdam
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Grim Oakland night
Dispirit ritual
When suddenly
smoke fades out
Fog machine
Has broken down
Revealing
That they play
Naked
Our eyes burn…
We must shield ourselves
Necro nudity
When an idea forms…
Smoke weed!
Out come the blunts
And out comes the hash
The smoke rises too late
Now we’re scarred for life
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14. |
Ashes
07:17
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